Because we just can’t stand listening to Girardi talk about his players…
| Hitters | Nickname | Pitchers | Nickname |
| Derek Jeter | Jeet | CC Sabathia | ZZ |
| Robinson Cano | Robby | Andy Pettitte | Andy |
| Mark Teixeira | Tex | A.J. Burnett | A.J. |
| Nick Swisher | Swish | Phil Hughes | Hughesy |
| Alex Rodriguez | Alex | Javier Vazquez | Javy |
| Brett Gardner | Gardy | Joba Chamberlain | Joba |
| Curtis Granderson | Grandy | Chad Gaudin | Chad |
| Francisco Cervelli | Cervy | Mariano Rivera | Mo |
| Jorge Posada | Georgie | Sergio Mitre | Serge |
| Marcus Thames | Marcus | David Robertson | Davey |
| Nick Johnson | Nicky | Chan Ho Park | Diarrhea |
| Ramiro Pena | Pena | Boone Logan | Booney |
| Randy Winn | Randy | Damaso Marte | Damo |
| Juan Miranda | Juan | Alfredo Aceves | Ace |
| Kevin Russo | Kevin | Mark Melancon | Melancholy |
| Chad Moeller | Moley | Romulo Sanchez | Rom |
| Chad Huffman | Huffy | Ivan Nova | Ivan |
| Greg Golson | G.G. | | |
| Colin Curtis | Smiles | | |
| Coaches | Nickname | Broadcasters | Nickname |
| Kevin Long | K-Long | Michael Kay | Mikey |
| Dave Eiland | Davey | Ken Singleton | Kenny |
| Mick Kelleher | Mickey | Paul O’Neil | Pauly |
| Rob Thomson | Robby | John Flaherty | Flaherty |
| Tony Pena | Tony | John Sterling | Johnny |
| Mike Harkey | Harkey | Suzyn Waldman | Suzy |
